Every day I'm Suffering, Suffering Suffering, Die off fast and be the first girl to make me lose my shit~
CHOMP
SLURP
CRUNCH
I MUST ASSEMBLE THE PARTS WITH MY HANDS
PTSD
UUUUUUUUU
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Origins of the Gag Article[]
This article describes one of the moments in Muv-Luv Alternative that has been proven to instantly cause U WA SHOCK Syndrome to new players and instantly reduce older players into sobbing wrecks. If you don't understand what the fucking hell is going on in this article at this point in time, do allow the Wiki to direct you to the glorious page of English.
Yes I added this in. Not having a Chomp gag page on a Muv-Luv related wiki is just hideously criminal.
Chomp should be remembered!
Chomp should be celebrated!
Chomp should be revered!
Finally, here's some helpful instructions on how best to consume your delicious organic mossball.